Monday, April 23, 2007

I First Came To Chicago On The Trail Of The Killers Of My Father...

I AM DONE EXAMS MOTHERFUCKER! YEAH THAT'S RIGHT! WHAT!
And to celebrate I'm watching Due South, putting myself in debt by buying far too many books, and doing this quiz.
Body: How much have you changed?

10 Years ago.......................

1.) How old were you: Nine!
2.) Where did you go to school: Sheridan Park Public School
4.) Where did you live: In a townhouse directly behind Kyle.
5.) Where did you hang out: The park next to my house, Kyle's basement.
6.) Did you wear glasses: Nope, but I really wanted to.
7.) Who were your best friend(s): Um....Kyle. Wow, sad.
8.) Who was your regular-person crush: Nobody, boys are stupid.
9.) How many tattoos did you have: Only temporary ones.
10.) How many piercings did you have: One set of holes in my ears.
11.) What car did you drive: The Magic School Bus.
12.) Had you been to a real party: BIRTHDAY PARTIES!
13.) Had your heart broken: I was kinda pissed when Sailor Moon went off the air
14.) Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter: Single and freee!

Five years ago.......................

1.) How old were you: 14
2.) Where did you go to school: Lakeport Secondary School
3.) Where did you work: Not until a year later
4.) Where did you live: At the townhouse, then in our spiffy new house behind Meadowvale.
5.) Where did you hang out: My basement, Breanne's basement, Kyle's basement.
6) Did you wear glasses? Nope. Still watned to though.
7.) Who was your best friend(s): Breanne, Erika, Kyle...
8.) Who was your crush: Ummm my real person crush? I don't even remember. My non "real" person crush...totally Vin Diesel...sweet, sweet *drools*
9.) How many tattoos did you have?: Still only temporary
10.) How many piercings did you have: Two in each ear
11.) What car did you drive: The car that Erika used to continuously kill Breanne's stuffed dinosaur. Fake, of course
12.) Had you been to a real party: Not yettttt
13.) Had your heart broken?: Nopers
14.) Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter: Single, not yet bitter

Present Day.......................

1.) How old are you: 19
2.) Where do you go to school: Brock University
3.) Where do you work: Chapters/Empire
4.) Where do you live: Same house behind Meadowvale, even more spiffy now that it doesn't look like 1975.
5.) Where do you hang out: Kyle's, Brad's, Aidan's, occasionally Breanne's, my room
6.) Do you wear glasses: Still nope.
7.) Who is your best friend(s): Kyle, Brad, Aidan, Breanne!
8.) Who is your regular-person crush: Urgh, shut up.
9.) How many tattoos do you have: One, soon (very soon) to be two
10.) How many piercings do you have: Six!
11.) What car do you drive: My oh-my-God-please-don't-blow-up-I-love-you-baby car. It's a Dodge.
12.) Have you been to a real party: Once or twice. OR, you know, The Pepper
13.) Had your heart broken: Yarr
14.) Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter: BITTER. What, no, what what, no.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

And I Don't Know What To Do To Get Next To You

STATUS UPDATE!
1) DRIVE is a fantastic new show (that I've only seen 2/6 episodes of, but whatever, a girls gotta work sometime) starring the every lovely Cap'n Tightpants aka Nathan Fillion.
2) I survived my Spanish exam! GO MEEEE! Now lets hope I pass...
3) I have officially baked more cupcakes in the past two days than I have in my entire life. You pricks at work (movies, sorry Chapters people) better appreciate this. Even though I'm only doing it out of the goodness of my heart. And you know, cupcakes.
4) I <3 Buckcherry. Like a lot. Good times.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Thank You For Calling Ritual Sacrifice. For Goats, Press One, Or Say Goats!

Wow, I stole this from my cousin. Go me.
Level 1
( ) I had an asthma attack
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Smoked Weed
() Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) Drank Alcohol
( ) Been In Love
( ) Been Dumped
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight
() Snuck Out Of A Parent's House
Total so far: 1

Level 2
(x) Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back
() Been Arrested/Seen Someone You Know Get Arrested
( ) Made Out With A Stranger
( ) Gone Out On A Blind Date
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School/class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
Total so far: 5

Level 3
(x) Been On A Plane
() Thrown Up From Drinking
(X) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Myspace
(x ) Been Mosh Pitting
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Love(d)or Lust(d) Someone Who You Couldn't Have
() Been in a bad relationship
Total so far: 11

Level 4
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
(X) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone Puddle Jumping
(x) Played Dress Up
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
Total so far: 21

Level 5
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
( ) Used A Fake / Someone Else's ID
(x) Watched the Sun Set / Sun Rise
(X ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Kissed A Snake
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( )Robbed Someone
(x) Been Misunderstood
Total so far: 27

Level 6
(X) Pet A Deer
(x) Won A Contest
() Been Suspended
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
(x) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole thing of ice cream in one night
(x) Had deja vu
(x) Danced in the moonlight
(x) Hated The Way You Look
Total so far: 36

Level 7
() Witnessed A Crime
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost...
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
Total so far: 43

Level 8
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
() Kissed In The Rain
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Clause
() Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe
Total so far: 50

Level 9
(x) Watched The Sun Set With Someone You Care / Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach
() Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
()Worn Real Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge fell/ pushed
Total so far: 55

Level 10
(x) Screamed "Penis" In Class
( ) Swam With Dolphins
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole / Freezer/Ice Cube
() Kissed A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes..
(x) Sat On A Roof Top
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) Stayed Up All Night
Total so far: 63

Level 11
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had / Been In A Tree House
(x) Have been/Are scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
() Seen a Ghost
(x) Have/Had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes or Flip Flops
(x) Gone streaking
(x ) Been to/Visited Someone At Jail
(x) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed Into A Pool/the Sea/the Lake With All Your Clothes On
Total so far: 72

Level 12
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
() Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
() Caught A Fish
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
(x) Mooned / Flashed Someone
(x) Had someone Moon / Flash at You
Total so far: 79

Level 13
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) Slept Naked
() French braided someones hair
() Gone Skinny Dippin In Open Water
() Been Kicked Out Of Your House
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
() Went Scuba-Diving / Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
Total so far: 84

Level 14
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
( ) Been shot at with a real gun
( )Had sex in a field/garden
() Flattened someone’s tires
(x) Drove in a car until the gas light came on
(x) Got five bucks or less and bought something.
GRAND TOTAL: 90

Holy shit, I need to work on this. Maybe not the gun thing though. And is it sad that the only stranger that told me I'm beautiful was a crazy homeless guy? Probably. BUT IT STILL COUNTS!

Monday, April 9, 2007

School's....Out....For....Spring!.../Summer

WOOO! LAST DAY OF SCHOOL! LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!
I survived first year bitches, I am awesome! Only have exams left and then we are in the clear my lovelies. Fuck my shitty English marks, and stupid fucking Spanish, I'm FREEEEEEEEEEEEE! YES! *does a little dance* Oh man, I am so happy right now you have no idea. Freedom commences in....6.5 hours. I'll be doing a countdown all fucking day today. If anyone sees my ass grinning like a fool at work, you'll all know why. YES!

Peace.

Friday, April 6, 2007

And After My Red Friend, You'll Never See Me Again

GRINDHOUSE! GRINDHOUSE! Spoilery review to follow....wait for it...wait for it....GO!


Okay, these movies played back to back were fucking awesome, packed full of "missing reels", grainy footage and fake trailers. I WANT MACHETE TO BE A REAL MOVIE! And Werewolf Women of the SS.
Planet Terror
Okay, Robert Rodriguez, you officially OWN the fucked up B-horror movie category. Holy shit.
Okay, first of all, if I ever see anyone with a pulsating facial lesion I am getting the FUCK out of there. Also, never trust a member of the Black Eyed Peas to save the world, they're only going to die amusingly. Machine gun leg= Jesus. I want one, now. Please amputate me at your earliest possible convenience. I spent a solid portion of this movie vomiting in my mouth, which was very appropriate. All in all, a good fucking time.

Death Proof
So, not going to lie, I was very fucking bored for a solid portion of this movie. There's a lot of shit that happens that just has no purpose. Which, you know, a staple of a Tarantino movie but usually that only lasts for maybe five minutes. Not fourty-five. BUT, when shit did happen, it was totally worth it. Tracie Thoms= the female Samuel L Jackson. Mothafucka. The last twenty minutes of this movie was nuts. And Kurt Russell got EVERYTHING he deserved. And more :D.

All in all, a good time.
Oh, and Blades of Glory is pretty alright too.
Plus, I looked pretty damn hot last night, NOT going to lie. Way to miss out on it, people I don't work with. Way to miss out.

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

I'm Just A Sweet Transvestite...Not Really, No

THREE THINGS!
1) Rocky Horror Live= awesome. Even with the random tongue in my ear...I'm sorry, I'm not at liberty to discuss...
2) I HAVE A SORE THROAT! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT! *angry ranting*
3) New iPod= sex. Sweet, sweet mechanical sex.

I'm going to take some nighttime cold medication and read Ultimate X-men.
Peace out crackas.