Wednesday, April 23, 2008

You Can't Respect Somebody Who Kisses Your Ass, It Just Doesn't Work

Mood: Jubliant. Elated, even
Watching: Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Okay, there's been a decent break between Klostermans and today will not be the continuation (well, maybe when it isn't 230 in the morning). A LOT of shit has gone down, but that's not what this is about either (that and everyone should know what it all is anyway, and if they don't ask me in person).
No, this is about a man from Nantucket. Everyone knows the "there once was a man from Nantucket" part of the limerick, but who actually knows the rest of it? Me, that's who. Thank you Wikipedia for this insightful entry.....

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it."
And there you have it folks.

1 comment:

Jon said...

Wow... that's so insightful... now I wouldn't want to kiss your ass or anything... so hopefully the sarcasm isn't lost on you...

Other than that... interesting site... you've got a strong written voice... you should find some way to employ it towards your benefit and the benefit of others...

Just saying...